protest marcher in the direction of the Lincoln Memorial. As many of the original cast members were drafted as union contracts demanded, but since nothing ever happens during two hours of taxing tedium, the returning stars, Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson, should have stayed home-in their own beds! The lucky girl who did just that was the first film’s director, Sam Taylor-Johnson, now replaced by James Foley, who demonstrates no visible proof that he could so much as aim a lost Washington, D.C. Has even the target audience for this junk finally had enough? I don’t know, but I saw it on its opening day in New York and counted only 15 people in the audience, including myself. Starring: Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson Written by: Niall Leonard (screenplay), E.L. But the moral of this tale is a Muscle McGurk with a billion dollars, a private yacht and a four-poster can talk a girl into just about anything with a good pair of nipple clips.
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